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I hate Miranda Crosgrove.
'Kissin U' is a song that would be played in the bottomless pits of hell. The song is the antichrist. Why are you such a stalker little Mir?? You talk in your interviews that the person you wrote about it knows. He probably will never ever talk to you and most definitely NOT kiss you again..
"I've never felt anything like this, your makin me open up........kinda feels like it's love.. blah blah"
Its a FUCKING kiss.. its not like your getting felt up or anything. Whore.

(Notice that I wrote this right after my deep spheel about my sad ass friendless life?? Well then I realized.. SHIT I need to be a bitch so I can finally breathe again~~~*~*its like KisSIN U)

Feel free to un'follow' to me whenever you'd like.. OH WAIT..I only have three....



(So you can see what I'm talking about and feel the blood come out of your ears.....if the blood doesn't happen yet.. it will later when it gets stuck in your head and your singing yourself to sleep to this damn ass song)

not a h8er..

I've decided to stop doing JUST posts I hate... I really do hate a lot of things but there are certain things in life that I do enjoy and I would like to share them with you. Or I can actually use this damned ass blog to say things I wouldn't usually ever admit to myself or say.. I am a person with so many thoughts...I think a lot and I never know how to convey what I really want to say. I am.. what is called.. a 'mumbler'.  I mumble because my thoughts aren't clear.. I try to come off as confident but alas I end up face first in the dirt.  I have a lame nervous laugh too.. heh ehh huhh huhh hee. My mother has told me multiple times to stop doing 'pity laughs'...I think its just because nobody is ever funny anymore. How many times do I have to hear jokes that has come out of a movie or a Youtube video? (I do like the dramatic beaver video...a lot..) Personally, I enjoy the dead baby jokes. They get me every time. I don't know why because they fit in the category as unoriginal, grotesque, and pretty crude..and now I've realized that every single adjective I just used.. most people would use those words to describe me. Oh crap.
I came back from Lasallian Student Leaders camp in Moraga, CA a couple days ago. I realized how I enjoyed it more last year.. it was so good to come back home to familiarity and my own bed. Everyone there has such a 'go-getter' attitude. I strive to fit in. I didn't have the right attitude coming in and that means I won't have the right attitude coming out of it. I just put on my paper bag and sit quietly. I sit quietly with a mind filled with thoughts... mostly crude thoughts, don't you little ones worry! (hee hee)
I used to be different. I used to be really good at making new friends and conversating. (This isnt a word.. I'm aware. Thanks) I've become more quiet and quiet as the days grow longer. My friends start to disperse, grow, and start to figure out what they want in life.. I am still left behind and don't know what the fuck I want.
What friends you ask? (I'm not offended) Yes yes.. Jesi (ME) has friends. I just wish I could connect with more people on a deeper level..I hate feeling like I'm the only one doing the work. Everyone else around me has everyone they need.. This is why I cherish the friends that I do have.. and do give me attention (that I goddamn do deserve... right??!?!?) Wah wah wah


Gee, now I'm probably going to loose many viewers for writing stuff that doesn't pertain to being a huge bitch.

And now you are all nodding your heads...

;)

Til next time.. h8 you l8er

Yarble darble marble

Lets talk about ice cream treats!

 

I want to f the shit out of this malt cup. So good..

This makes me really upset, honestly REALLY upset. I used to get these as a kid, but what the fuck. It doesn't even look like spongebob! Yes he has bubble gum eyes..(the only plus..) but LOOK AT HIS GODDAMN TEETH OKAY. He doesn't wear red shorts either, where is his tye!?! AND WHY ISNT THERE A PATRICK POPSICLE! According to the news, spongebob is supposed to turn kids gay..  this means if you eat it, you'll probably turn homosexual too! Goodie!

h8 5

"i am so ocd."

really? you are obsessive compulsive disorder? really?

  "Yahhhh so I sorted out my CDs cuz I'm OCD like that hurr hurrr"

JUST BECAUSE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU USE THE RESTROOM REALLY and HONESTLY DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE OCD. SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE

h8 4

I had an sudden hate that I felt like I needed to profess on blog.

White flip flops, or any really colorful sandals really. I don't get it. I will never get it. Call me picky-peter but..

DO NOT WANT

h8 3. WEAR A CONDOM

Alright guys...the deal is... I know all of you must watch this show since it is everyone's guilty pleasure show, besides me of course because unfortunately I have taste.

If you flip on ABC family, there is a show about a girl who gets pregnant at band camp. The show 'Secret Life of an American Teenager'. I don't care if you are bored, I really don't care if there is nothing else on. There is always something more interesting. God, go watch 16 & Pregnant or something..that shit will actually scare you to have sex. Screaming babies..neglectful fathers.. the works!

If you haven't watched this terrible show, here are some plot lines to hold you off for the creepy nail biter situations.

"I really want to have sex!"
"I really really want to have sex!"
"I have lots of sex because my dad sucks :("
"I want to suck your dick but I... I'M A CHRISTIAN!"
"CHRISTIANS WON'T S YOUR D TIL YOU'RE 40"

 This is sexactly what the youth of America needs right now, far right views being shoved down our little undeveloped throats, might as well be reading a freakin Planned Parenthood pamphlet while you watch and those my friends..aren't friendly pamphlets.

AND SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS MOLLY RINGWALD DOING IN THIS SERIES?? She was an amazing actress with Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, Etc... but I guess great actresses need to make a living as well...
Honestly, I rather watch Kyle XY.. see that shit was interesting... Instead of 'I had sex and got pregnant wah wah wah' it was 'I don't have a belly button, what the FUCK am I doing here?' Genius. Too bad the main character was in a bunch of gay pornos. If you look it up, he was in a cowboy themed porn..and it was very very bloody. So bloody everyone died in it. Cool.

That's all for now folks!
H8 you later!

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Ay yo, dis puta finally watched this tutorial on youtube. Orelay! 

She forgot the sharpie eyebrows... but oh well. She's just bein' Miley y'all.

The best thing about this performance are her background dancers. Look at the guy on the left.. I know what you're thinking... What the fuck is Carlton Banks doing there!??!