h8 3. WEAR A CONDOM

Alright guys...the deal is... I know all of you must watch this show since it is everyone's guilty pleasure show, besides me of course because unfortunately I have taste.

If you flip on ABC family, there is a show about a girl who gets pregnant at band camp. The show 'Secret Life of an American Teenager'. I don't care if you are bored, I really don't care if there is nothing else on. There is always something more interesting. God, go watch 16 & Pregnant or something..that shit will actually scare you to have sex. Screaming babies..neglectful fathers.. the works!

If you haven't watched this terrible show, here are some plot lines to hold you off for the creepy nail biter situations.

"I really want to have sex!"
"I really really want to have sex!"
"I have lots of sex because my dad sucks :("
"I want to suck your dick but I... I'M A CHRISTIAN!"
"CHRISTIANS WON'T S YOUR D TIL YOU'RE 40"

 This is sexactly what the youth of America needs right now, far right views being shoved down our little undeveloped throats, might as well be reading a freakin Planned Parenthood pamphlet while you watch and those my friends..aren't friendly pamphlets.

AND SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS MOLLY RINGWALD DOING IN THIS SERIES?? She was an amazing actress with Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, Etc... but I guess great actresses need to make a living as well...
Honestly, I rather watch Kyle XY.. see that shit was interesting... Instead of 'I had sex and got pregnant wah wah wah' it was 'I don't have a belly button, what the FUCK am I doing here?' Genius. Too bad the main character was in a bunch of gay pornos. If you look it up, he was in a cowboy themed porn..and it was very very bloody. So bloody everyone died in it. Cool.

That's all for now folks!
H8 you later!