h8 5

"i am so ocd."

really? you are obsessive compulsive disorder? really?

  "Yahhhh so I sorted out my CDs cuz I'm OCD like that hurr hurrr"

JUST BECAUSE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU USE THE RESTROOM REALLY and HONESTLY DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE OCD. SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE

h8 4

I had an sudden hate that I felt like I needed to profess on blog.

White flip flops, or any really colorful sandals really. I don't get it. I will never get it. Call me picky-peter but..

DO NOT WANT

h8 3. WEAR A CONDOM

Alright guys...the deal is... I know all of you must watch this show since it is everyone's guilty pleasure show, besides me of course because unfortunately I have taste.

If you flip on ABC family, there is a show about a girl who gets pregnant at band camp. The show 'Secret Life of an American Teenager'. I don't care if you are bored, I really don't care if there is nothing else on. There is always something more interesting. God, go watch 16 & Pregnant or something..that shit will actually scare you to have sex. Screaming babies..neglectful fathers.. the works!

If you haven't watched this terrible show, here are some plot lines to hold you off for the creepy nail biter situations.

"I really want to have sex!"
"I really really want to have sex!"
"I have lots of sex because my dad sucks :("
"I want to suck your dick but I... I'M A CHRISTIAN!"
"CHRISTIANS WON'T S YOUR D TIL YOU'RE 40"

 This is sexactly what the youth of America needs right now, far right views being shoved down our little undeveloped throats, might as well be reading a freakin Planned Parenthood pamphlet while you watch and those my friends..aren't friendly pamphlets.

AND SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS MOLLY RINGWALD DOING IN THIS SERIES?? She was an amazing actress with Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, Etc... but I guess great actresses need to make a living as well...
Honestly, I rather watch Kyle XY.. see that shit was interesting... Instead of 'I had sex and got pregnant wah wah wah' it was 'I don't have a belly button, what the FUCK am I doing here?' Genius. Too bad the main character was in a bunch of gay pornos. If you look it up, he was in a cowboy themed porn..and it was very very bloody. So bloody everyone died in it. Cool.

That's all for now folks!
H8 you later!

h8 2

Ay yo, dis puta finally watched this tutorial on youtube. Orelay! 

She forgot the sharpie eyebrows... but oh well. She's just bein' Miley y'all.

The best thing about this performance are her background dancers. Look at the guy on the left.. I know what you're thinking... What the fuck is Carlton Banks doing there!??!

Sup

Honestly, I hate a lot of things. So here is this so called 'blogspot' or 'blogger' where I will tell you something that I hate, or things I consider really unbearable with some narration. I do like feedback... but not asshole sarcastic remarks. I'm only allowed to do that. Thanks.

Theme for today:  

 Music I Hate..That Everyone Seems To Like (In no particular order, they all suck anyways) 

1) U2
That's right folks, I hate U2. I know Bono is kindof a great guy and stuff...like he is a huge ass activist for Africa.. doing stuff for Product Red...One Campaign.. but does all of these great acts make his music any better? No, they don't. Sorry.

2)This Band (Do they even have a name?)
Hey Soul Sister...SHUT THE FUCK UP. Lets play it on the radio 24 times a day. Oh and lets get 15 year old girls together to talk about how great the song is.. or to sing it in unison when they only know the chorus.   I even bet the members of Train are beating themselves for writing this song. I'M JUST BITTER BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY SONG I HEAR WHEN IM AT WORK. OKAY!?...but then again I have to listen to "What if God Was One Of Us' over and over again just as well. But at least when I listen to that song, I can laugh, with Train... I cannot..

3) "Billionaire" - Travie Mccoy ft. Bruno Mars
"I wanna be billionaire...sooo frigggenn badddd". This song gives me second hand embarrassment...soooo friggenn badddd zing!

4) Sublime
I'm not even going to say anything, we get it. You want to smoke two joints..or you're going too... Over and over and over again. I just think I've heard them too much at parties where they have honestly been ruined. HEY LETS PUMP UP THE SUBLIME BRAAAA.. HELLLA TIGHT.
OmG L3ts smoke 2 joints while listenin 2 dis song lolol!11one!

5) Kings Of Leon
I don't even have to explain myself. How many bands scream in agony? There's a difference between a band that actually tries to scream in agony for sound...style...(think..slipknot).. but King Of Leon does it in every song involuntarily! whiny whiny whiny.. I rather go sit in a fucking Justin Beiber concert. I would feel more comfortable there.

6) KE$$$$$HA
...Omg like her outfits are so edgy and she wears glitter over her eyes and animal cuffs so kewl. The glitter will blind her some day. Lets wait for that day, shall we? Oh and please listen to her live. Thanks.

 H8 you later, Jesi

P.S I don't hate everything okay, I do have alot of likes and loves. This is just not a place for them. I hope people will still like me if I rant about something they absolutely like. I am aware I will probably loose many friends. Yep.